New idea I had on the way home from work - Romantic comedy as typical as it gets. Except the story is told from the perspective of the slobby comic relief best friend who isn't really in on the joke and thinks everyone is just acting nuts. For example:
Kooky (but not too kooky -just has dyed red hair and a weird obsession eg: She always cries at Daffy Duck cartoons because he gets relentlessy bullied by Bugs) Girl stands in torrential rain at 4 in the morning with a boombox (must be tapes, not 'soulless' CD or - God forbid - MP3) playing 'Be My Baby' while she mimes to it.
Geeky (but actually just an unthreatening, not complete pyscho frat boy cock) Boy hears her and looks out the window. His heart melts for this ker-azy chick and he decides he can forgive her for her drunken, misunderstood kiss with the pyscho frat boy cock from earlier.
The neighbours look out their windows and their hearts melt at such a show of TRUE LOVE even though it is 4 in the morning.
Comedy Relief Best Friend leans out the window and screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? IT'S 4 IN THE MORNING. I HAVE WORK IN TWO HOURS!"
Everyone ignores him and joins in on the chorus while neighbours say stuff like "You go girl!" and (in thick Brooklyn accent) "Why aintcha never serenade me like that Harvey?" "Ah, shaddup!"
Comedy Relief Best Friend gets into bed alone.
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